Shitpost Feverdream presents... PISS VAMPIRE!!!

It is 1 AM and you have been kicked out of yet another bar but you really, really need to piss. You can't just drain the lizard on the street because then the cops will arrest you, but there's a problem: you're such a douchebag that you've been banned -- or should I say BLOCKED (see what I did there?) -- from just about every business that's open this time of the day!

And even worse? The PISS VAMPIRE has been roaming your town, stealing full bladders right from a fresh new hole in the belly made with a knife. And everyone knows the PISS VAMPIRE comes out after 3 AM... on this very street... oh no!!!

Can you find a place to take a leak without ending up in jail, or worse, the PISS VAMPIRE'S latest victim???

PISS VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!

First person "horror" adventure.

Created in nine days for Furry Game Jam #1. Theme was "BLOCKED".

Content warning to comply with the jam's rules, just to be safe: Contains comedy references to illegal drugs and alcohol. Violence and sex are mentioned in dialogue. Bad ending includes the player being murdered. No drug/alcohol use, sexual content, or violence is shown on screen. Contains lots of unfunny '00s meme references that zoomers won't get.